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Every man or woman worth their salt. Amazing to think such a everyday commodity was once a pricey luxury. So whether your salty over your steak or that SO that dumped you on the way side, know you can rub salt in the wounds and make it hit home with these punny and hilarious salt jokes.

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Horrible Cook Husband Keeps Secretly Ruining Food

So this guy knows that he's bad at cooking, absolutely hates cooking, but still insists on secretly adding stuff? That's some weird junk, man. It's like having a narcissistic spicy-salt gremlin lurking in your house. In terms of cooking themed childishness it's a little bit like this picky eater husband who demanded fancier meals.

bad cook husband secretly ruins food behind wife's back | r/AmItheA Posted by u/HomeTown11_ 12 hours ago 2 8 27 3 15 E 17 AITA lashing out after my husband ruined food prepared our guests F26 and My husband M33 Mike have been married year now. He doesn't cook. He's bad at His cooking is worst despite learning books/YT videos/ teaching him just never works. Every time he steps foot into kitchen turns into mess don't know He doesn't know Maybe because he's constantly busy with work (Police Officer
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Anyone remember the Salt Maze Slug Challenge from yesterday? The first challenger met his untimely demise. Oh brave gastropod, may you dine on rotted fruit and damp mildew in Valhalla tonight.