In case you missed the news , the San Diego Chargers are with San Diego no more, and officially movin onwards to Los Angeles. Best of all in this whole shitshow of a logo rehaul...the team retraced their steps after getting roasted seven ways from Sunday on Twitter. That hasn't stopped other teams from continuing to troll the ever livin' shit out of 'em. Phew.
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These people invited the self-esteem pulverizing feedback of the infamously unforgiving, perpetually at odds with the world, Gordon Ramsay, on themselves. Fortunately, after given enough time to lick their wounds, they went ahead and shared what it's like to find yourself on the Ramsay chopping block.
Gordon Ramsay's usual Twitter roast takedown on the steady assembly line of aspiring chefs is made exponentially better by his whiplike wit. In a single blow the guy manages to spotlight everything wrong/weird looking about a dish that probably doesn't taste half that bad.
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We'll see what his reaction looks like when he's finally in the hot seat this March. This ought to be good!
It would seem glaringly apparent that the universe quite simply, doesn't want to cash you anywhere, young lady. Props to the ravenous pack of diversified trolls that readily stepped up to bring this entirely ridiculous, egotistical, caricature of everything awry about the younger generations, back down to earth.
The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em.
A global roast on American swimmer Ryan Lochte is underway after recent reports claim that the swimmer completely made up the story that he and three other US Olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint.
The truth is that gold medal swimmers Lochte, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Jimmy Feigen were trying to cover up an altercation with a gas station security guard after busting down a bathroom door.
Conger and Bentz gave up Lochte to the cops and said he fabricated the entire robbery tale.
Low and behold, apparently we're all living in the middle of a Hunger Games movie; and I'm not okay with it. At this point, kind of assuming Donald Trump knew the hilarious, trollworthy, cringe-inducing roast direction the internet was going to take this moment. At least the results are anything but disappointing.
