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Low and behold, apparently we're all living in the middle of a Hunger Games movie; and I'm not okay with it. At this point, kind of assuming Donald Trump knew the hilarious, trollworthy, cringe-inducing roast direction the internet was going to take this moment. At least the results are anything but disappointing. 

These people invited the self-esteem pulverizing feedback of the infamously unforgiving, perpetually at odds with the world, Gordon Ramsay, on themselves. Fortunately, after given enough time to lick their wounds, they went ahead and shared what it's like to find yourself on the Ramsay chopping block. 

Gordon Ramsay's usual Twitter roast takedown on the steady assembly line of aspiring chefs is made exponentially better by his whiplike wit. In a single blow the guy manages to spotlight everything wrong/weird looking about a dish that probably doesn't taste half that bad. 

Glad to see that the Raiders have managed to have some fun since the devastating ending to their storied run in the Wild Card Playoffs. 

Where were you when Ryan Reynolds needed you the most?

A photo from Taylor Swift's 4th of July party has been circling around the internet and its not because T-Swift and Tom Hiddleston. It's because Ryan Reynolds is in pain... serious pain.

Well, the internet understands Ryan's pain of being surrounded by the Swiddleston cuddlefest and went to Twitter to help.

Sometimes bad things happen for a reason. On Wednesday, this was definitely the case. Twitter user @cheenadiabla shared a photo of a tray of mashed potatoes she had dropped on the floor. The dish had been intended for a potluck, but she quickly said "f*ck it." While she was probably expecting sympathy from her followers, they instead delivered a whole lot of scathing reviews of her admittedly terrible looking mashed potatoes. While she took it in stride, admitting it was her first time preparing the dish, some of the roastsare downright mean - and downright hilarious.  

The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em. 

I swear the police department shares these on purpose for the banter! He's like the new neck guy. This is pretty brutal...

This is the kind of hard hitting news we live for!

To their credit they quite literally threw more wood in the fire, and managed to grow an already impressive display of organized, well-executed trolling. So, thank you to San Diego or wait, I guess Los Angeles. Thank you for keeping us entertained over here with what seems your inability to grasp the cold hard, ever present truth that we're gonna roast the shit out of you for whatever you do at this point.

In case you missed the news, the San Diego Chargers are with San Diego no more, and officially movin onwards to Los Angeles. Best of all in this whole shitshow of a logo rehaul...the team retraced their steps after getting roasted seven ways from Sunday on Twitter. That hasn't stopped other teams from continuing to troll the ever livin' shit out of 'em. Phew.

What better way to eat up some sizzling Twitter roasts from the ever amazing, brutally witty, sinfully sardonic 'Wendy' than with a collection of the finer, more inspired fan art. I'll say it again man, whoever is running that Twitter handle --- if it's not a damn team by now --- needs a hearty raise and/or bonus.