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In case you missed the news, the San Diego Chargers are with San Diego no more, and officially movin onwards to Los Angeles. Best of all in this whole shitshow of a logo rehaul...the team retraced their steps after getting roasted seven ways from Sunday on Twitter. That hasn't stopped other teams from continuing to troll the ever livin' shit out of 'em. Phew.

Where were you when Ryan Reynolds needed you the most?

A photo from Taylor Swift's 4th of July party has been circling around the internet and its not because T-Swift and Tom Hiddleston. It's because Ryan Reynolds is in pain... serious pain.

Well, the internet understands Ryan's pain of being surrounded by the Swiddleston cuddlefest and went to Twitter to help.

What better way to eat up some sizzling Twitter roasts from the ever amazing, brutally witty, sinfully sardonic 'Wendy' than with a collection of the finer, more inspired fan art. I'll say it again man, whoever is running that Twitter handle --- if it's not a damn team by now --- needs a hearty raise and/or bonus. 

If her goal was to ignite a widespread series of hilarious insults, verbal jabs and jests from the Twitter peanut gallery, then she certainly didn't fail. Eagerly awaiting the follow-up response from Jay Cutler himself, cause at this point it's far too late in the roast sesh to take that shit down. He's destined to be at the butt end of a whole lot of jokes for a long time. Guess it was wishful thinking that he was done throwing bad pics. 

To their credit they quite literally threw more wood in the fire, and managed to grow an already impressive display of organized, well-executed trolling. So, thank you to San Diego or wait, I guess Los Angeles. Thank you for keeping us entertained over here with what seems your inability to grasp the cold hard, ever present truth that we're gonna roast the shit out of you for whatever you do at this point.

Typos trouble everyone at one point or another, and this particular botched attempt of a newspaper headline quickly became our favorite we've seen in a while. 

I swear the police department shares these on purpose for the banter! He's like the new neck guy. This is pretty brutal...

The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em. 

A global roast on American swimmer Ryan Lochte is underway after recent reports claim that the swimmer completely made up the story that he and three other US Olympic swimmers were robbed at gunpoint.

The truth is that gold medal swimmers Lochte, Jack Conger, Gunnar Bentz and Jimmy Feigen were trying to cover up an altercation with a gas station security guard after busting down a bathroom door.

Conger and Bentz gave up Lochte to the cops and said he fabricated the entire robbery tale.