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Glad to see that the Raiders have managed to have some fun since the devastating ending to their storied run in the Wild Card Playoffs. 

To their credit they quite literally threw more wood in the fire, and managed to grow an already impressive display of organized, well-executed trolling. So, thank you to San Diego or wait, I guess Los Angeles. Thank you for keeping us entertained over here with what seems your inability to grasp the cold hard, ever present truth that we're gonna roast the shit out of you for whatever you do at this point.

The Internet Gods have spoken: we have been overdue for another stupid social media privacy hoax. This time around, boomers and the technologically ignorant are concerned about their already non-existent privacy on image-sharing site Instagram.The post claims that deleted photos and messages will be made public unless the "memo" is shared. The message is laughable, but the masses are pretty damn gullible where privacy is concerned. To make matters worse, celebrities and politicians such as Rick Perry (The US Secretary of Energy...) and Usher have been sharing the bogus spam as well. Instagram and Twitter users with a bit more of their wits about them have been using this opportunity to roast their share-happy peers via memes and exasperated tweets - and the results are pretty fricken' funny. 

In case you missed the news, the San Diego Chargers are with San Diego no more, and officially movin onwards to Los Angeles. Best of all in this whole shitshow of a logo rehaul...the team retraced their steps after getting roasted seven ways from Sunday on Twitter. That hasn't stopped other teams from continuing to troll the ever livin' shit out of 'em. Phew.

These people invited the self-esteem pulverizing feedback of the infamously unforgiving, perpetually at odds with the world, Gordon Ramsay, on themselves. Fortunately, after given enough time to lick their wounds, they went ahead and shared what it's like to find yourself on the Ramsay chopping block. 

Gordon Ramsay's usual Twitter roast takedown on the steady assembly line of aspiring chefs is made exponentially better by his whiplike wit. In a single blow the guy manages to spotlight everything wrong/weird looking about a dish that probably doesn't taste half that bad. 

Low and behold, apparently we're all living in the middle of a Hunger Games movie; and I'm not okay with it. At this point, kind of assuming Donald Trump knew the hilarious, trollworthy, cringe-inducing roast direction the internet was going to take this moment. At least the results are anything but disappointing. 

It would seem glaringly apparent that the universe quite simply, doesn't want to cash you anywhere, young lady. Props to the ravenous pack of diversified trolls that readily stepped up to bring this entirely ridiculous, egotistical, caricature of everything awry about the younger generations, back down to earth.

This is the kind of hard hitting news we live for!

If her goal was to ignite a widespread series of hilarious insults, verbal jabs and jests from the Twitter peanut gallery, then she certainly didn't fail. Eagerly awaiting the follow-up response from Jay Cutler himself, cause at this point it's far too late in the roast sesh to take that shit down. He's destined to be at the butt end of a whole lot of jokes for a long time. Guess it was wishful thinking that he was done throwing bad pics.