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It's almost as if there's less money to be made in faux-reggaeton dance music than in pop singles with lascivious lyrics.

That's right, lascivious. We're a classy blog today and nobody is allowed to type with their pinkies.

Including being a tool himself.

Wow. Amanda, get it together. Seriously.

Even though Bynes deleted the tweet within two minutes of posting it, Rihanna got wind of it anyway. Zing!