rihanna

Including being a tool himself.

It's almost as if there's less money to be made in faux-reggaeton dance music than in pop singles with lascivious lyrics.

That's right, lascivious. We're a classy blog today and nobody is allowed to type with their pinkies.

Wow. Amanda, get it together. Seriously.

Even though Bynes deleted the tweet within two minutes of posting it, Rihanna got wind of it anyway. Zing!