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Puns are basically half-jokes that died somewhere along the way on their journey towards being funny, and that makes some people laugh.

Don't String Us Along With This One

Gun - Western Australia Police Friday at 14:30 WA Police have recently come into possession of a Violin and are unable to find its owner If you recognise the violin as yours or know who may be missing one, please contact 1/C Constable Tony Coates on 9422 7559 Like Comment Share 147 people like this. D E I'l pull some strings and see what I can do Friday at 14:32 Unlike 70 Reply 1 Reply J K you guys seize this after it was used in a violin't crime? Friday at 15:09 Like 48 Reply D B looks like a t

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Let's Locke and Load These GoT Puns

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The Ball is in Your Court

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Heavenly Angle

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It's Called "WEREN'T YOU TAUGHT TO KNOCK"

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Maybe Just Weight and See?

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Do You Want to Thaw a Baby~

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This Story is Chard to Believe

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ICWUDT, Fake Ellen

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Feel the Char-Broiled Burn

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Gonna Need Some Gloves for This Operation

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