pizza

Definitely our first time stumbling across a 'Domino's Pizza Zimbabwe' Facebook posts dump, and damn are we glad we did. Whoever is running/ran this account could give the social media marketing genius back over at Wendy's a run for their money. 

Twitter user @sad_tree tells the story of a man who ordered pizza and did something monstrous with it.

Warning: Minor nsfw language ahead

Decorating a pizza with a gross amount of Peeps for a topping (see atrocity here) was one thing, but bro, get your shit together and carry your greasewheel like a human being. At least the steady procession of utterly outraged reactions made for a comedic goldmine.