pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?



Since the Democratic and Republican parties aren't partying, we'll need a different donkey and elephant. You bring the ass, I'll bring the trunk, bebbeh...

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