pick-up lines

Ever hear this pick-up line: Don't worry I'm here; Now, what were the other two wishes you had? These one-liners are as corny as they are unoriginal, but every so often, some guy or gal comes up with something that takes you completely by surprise. Have a good one of your own?

How Not to Impress a Girl

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Pick Up Line Parody WIN

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Worst Pickup Lines Ever

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STUDS

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You're a QT Pi

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Matt Changes Tactics

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What ARE Friends For?

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Pick-Up FAIL

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She's Just Trying to Naturally Select Him

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