By emmy42
one direction
Purportedly, One Direction means something to some people.
So when The Cute One/The Bad Boy/The Muslim One Zayn Malik announced he was leaving mega-popular 1D, the earth stopped on its axis and the nuclear winter that descended reflected the insides of our souls.
Here's what that looked like on social media:
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In the pink corner, we have commenter 'Sophie Danze,' proud Directioner.
In the... also pink corner, we have commenter 'Jilianlovesthebeibs.' Proud Directioner and Belieber.
Dead Parrot took their Youtube comment slapfight in the comments section One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful" and turned it into the dark, gritty mafioso drama script it was always meant to be.
