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Oh how naive we were. That's nothing, though, compared to the rest of the conversation:

"Hey man, people spend a lot of time on this site. I bet Zuckerberg could make bucketloads of money if he offered stock options to the public."

"Holy sh*t bro, you're right! Why hasn't he done that yet?"

How did nobody like Tim's line?! #iseewhatyoudidtheretim

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Seriously, isn't this the exact plot of a Looney Tunes episode?

Have you seen our new favorite Tumblr? It's a glorious collection of old people with bizarre complaints or a total lack of Facebook etiquette savvy.