oh god why

Yep. It's all right here. Over 6,000 retweets. Ponder that for a moment.

Presumably it's just going to be Bejeweled with butter and bacon grease. That's the idea, right?

I would weep, but I have no more tears left for math or numbers or basic logical thinking.

Note from the mod:

The original submitter of this image did us a solid and didn't bother to add in any of the context that would make this pissing contest of an argument make any sense. With all that said, feel free to hash it out in the comments section with all of your pre-ascribed beliefs and assumptions. That's the key to great discourse!