Yes, good sir. ALL of nature is "gay." All of the trees and squirrels and deers just spend their entire day having hot tree-squirrel-deer sex. You're quite the sage.
Feast your eyes on the newest hire for the TSA. This freshly lit up, entirely wrecked dude who thankfully wasn't harmed (cause this is Canada after all) probably needed smelling salts to get back up after that thunderous clothesline.
