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The only thing worse than telling a bad joke is telling a pretty good one and no one getting it.

This was unpresidented folks.

Spelling disaster struck and Merriam-Webster was there to capitalize on it. 

Let this be a lesson to us all...probably not the best move to celebrate the win of your favored team in the World Series with a tattoo, if they haven't actually won yet.

You wake up with this pressing feeling that you've just come up with the most genius thought. Maybe it's an idea for a screenplay or a song, and the only way to get it out of your head is to get it on paper. Then the next morning you find your masterpiece. And it just says "gorilla napkins." Weird thoughts just make perfect sense when you're asleep.Twitter knows.