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Egress Methods is a Twitter bot that automatically generates more lyrics for Paul Simon's "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover," which famously features a series of simple rhymes. To get an idea, here's the original:

I guess it isn't just on our music site that we make pointless comparisons - they do it on Facebook, too! And in Canada, if the hockey metaphor is any indication. Yay stereotypes!