OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?
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There's a time and place to discuss your relationship woes. Choosing an enclosed airplane at 30,000 feet in the air with no real escape plan is NEVER the way to go. Because she was forced to sit in the same row, this brave woman did exactly what needed to be done and live-tweeted the entire stomach-churning events of an in-flight breakup.
Twitter deity, and great comedian, Patton Oswalt took one for the American team Aug. 6 and live-tweeted his perspective on the first Repbublican primary debate.
The enormous affair hosted the top 10 candidates highest in the polls. It gave a scant two hours for them to differentiate themselves from each other and attempt to not talk about the rich elephant in the room — Donald Trump.
Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.
As far as wild stories go about people stealing other peoples' photos in shady acts of violating privacy/general identity theft; this one ranks right up there at the damn top. Not only was the poor guy's photo being pawned off in a 'fake obituary', but even worse it turns out it's being used by some immoral pastor with a potential side chick, who is trying to cash in on life insurance or something. The fuuuuck man, it's a truly crazy world we live in.
The consistently comedically gifted WeNotSucks hopped on Twitter yesterday to run a relatable analysis on the ups and downs of an orgy. His thought-stirring stream of tweets actually managed to spotlight the likely concerns of any sexual deviants out there considering giving the group sex thing a run. Initially, you'd kind of assume any thirsty man out there would jump at the chance of uninhibited group sex, but the further you get into this dude's thought process, the less that seems true!
