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Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast. 

OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?

Here's to hoping Sue's adventuresome travels only get better from here!

When an Olive Garden runs out of breadsticks, complete and unadulterated (World War III level) chaos breaks out; that and so much more was revealed in what might be my new favorite live-tweet experience of 2017. Stoked this person shared all these juicy deets. 

What a time to be alive: impressively helpful woman finds a lost and homeless iPhone in a cab, proceeds to glean all private deals - whereabouts (address/where car is parked) - from an all too voluntary snitch of a Siri. For real though. Shoutout to Siri for not failing to dispel some intimate details to a total stranger. Imagine if this little live-tweeted tale took a turn down horror movie lane...just saying, suggesting really, that there are certain people out there that you do not want knowing where you live.

The guy had to have known how this little social experiment would turn out. At least he used pennies. 

Can I get a collective slow clap round of applause for a Unicorn Frappucci-NO, or what?!

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.

Holy incompetence Batman. You're not doing it right, man.

Twitter user Pokéfan Libby was on a quest to catch 'em all when she stumbled upon a seemingly impossible to reach gym near a fountain in Wellington Harbour, New Zealand.

While pondering the idea of how to capture it, Libby noticed a kayak on a direct bath to the gym... Sure enough it was two Pokémon GO enthusiasts.

The gym (once belonging to Team Yellow) was on its way to be claimed by kayak for Team Blue by Kelsey Thompson and Lizzy Eden.

AMAZING