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Legendary Idiot Live-Tweets His Trip to the ER After Getting a Dildo Stuck in His Ass

Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.

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Shocked British Guy Live-Tweets His Garden Getting Devoured By 30-Foot Sinkhole

If anyone out there thought they were having a tough week, just remember it could be worse, you could be this dude...Mr. Ben Bramley of Ripon, UK.

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Girl Live Tweets Cringe-Soaked Date With Old Man She Met On OkCupid

OkCupid never fails to keep things outside the borders of reasonable expectations. This extremely awkward live tweet tale captures the weirdness of the dating app perfectly. What do you think though? Did she pass up an opportunity to enjoy the sexual services of an old dog with 80+ years experience, or dodge a tired and hungry bullet?

Girl live-tweets extremely entertaining and awkward date with old man she meets through OkCupid Dating Service.
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Woman Live-Tweets Epic Saga of Lady Brutally Breaking Up With Her Cheating Boyfriend

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

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Dude Goes on Date With Former Olive Garden Manager and Live-Tweets Hilarious String of Employee Secrets

When an Olive Garden runs out of breadsticks, complete and unadulterated (World War III level) chaos breaks out; that and so much more was revealed in what might be my new favorite live-tweet experience of 2017. Stoked this person shared all these juicy deets. 

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