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Here's to hoping Sue's adventuresome travels only get better from here!

If anyone out there thought they were having a tough week, just remember it could be worse, you could be this dude...Mr. Ben Bramley of Ripon, UK.

Some of these are even more tremendous than Donald Trump Memes. What a time to be alive. Big times up ahead...

Let this guy's epically messed up tale be a message to us all....it could always be worse. This one's obviously been around for a while, but we had to bring it back, cause damn, it might be one of the most harrowing live-tweet stories to ever surface on the internet. Ever.

He dug real deep to unearth the answers to the questions we all have. 

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

Twitter user Pokéfan Libby was on a quest to catch 'em all when she stumbled upon a seemingly impossible to reach gym near a fountain in Wellington Harbour, New Zealand.

While pondering the idea of how to capture it, Libby noticed a kayak on a direct bath to the gym... Sure enough it was two Pokémon GO enthusiasts.

The gym (once belonging to Team Yellow) was on its way to be claimed by kayak for Team Blue by Kelsey Thompson and Lizzy Eden.

AMAZING

As far as wild stories go about people stealing other peoples' photos in shady acts of violating privacy/general identity theft; this one ranks right up there at the damn top. Not only was the poor guy's photo being pawned off in a 'fake obituary', but even worse it turns out it's being used by some immoral pastor with a potential side chick, who is trying to cash in on life insurance or something. The fuuuuck man, it's a truly crazy world we live in. 

The guy had to have known how this little social experiment would turn out. At least he used pennies. 

Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast. 

Holy incompetence Batman. You're not doing it right, man.