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Live Tweeting of the Day: Patton Oswalt Gave a Better Performance than any Candidate at the GOP Debate



Twitter deity, and great comedian, Patton Oswalt took one for the American team Aug. 6 and live-tweeted his perspective on the first Repbublican primary debate.

The enormous affair hosted the top 10 candidates highest in the polls. It gave a scant two hours for them to differentiate themselves from each other and attempt to not talk about the rich elephant in the room — Donald Trump.

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Dude on Twitter Live-Tweets Hilarious Breakdown on the Perils of An Orgy

The consistently comedically gifted WeNotSucks hopped on Twitter yesterday to run a relatable analysis on the ups and downs of an orgy. His thought-stirring stream of tweets actually managed to spotlight the likely concerns of any sexual deviants out there considering giving the group sex thing a run. Initially, you'd kind of assume any thirsty man out there would jump at the chance of uninhibited group sex, but the further you get into this dude's thought process, the less that seems true!

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Enraged Bride Live-Tweets Terrible Customer Service from W Hotel on the Night of Her Honeymoon

W Hotel sure has a funny way of maintaining that supposed 4-star rating. The way they treat this newlywed couple managed to bring tears to strangers' eyes too.

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Guy's Intense Live Tweet of Dramatic Break Up at Burger King Is A Whopping Success

Anyone else out there feel like staying single forever after reading this account. An oldie but a goldie, for sure. All we need is some video footage from the "Restaurant of Broken Dreams" to complete the live tweeted cringe feast. 

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Girl Live-Tweets Pokémon GO Players Battling for a Gym in the Ocean

Twitter user Pokéfan Libby was on a quest to catch 'em all when she stumbled upon a seemingly impossible to reach gym near a fountain in Wellington Harbour, New Zealand.

While pondering the idea of how to capture it, Libby noticed a kayak on a direct bath to the gym... Sure enough it was two Pokémon GO enthusiasts.

The gym (once belonging to Team Yellow) was on its way to be claimed by kayak for Team Blue by Kelsey Thompson and Lizzy Eden.

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Woman Live-Tweets Epic Saga of Lady Brutally Breaking Up With Her Cheating Boyfriend

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy. 

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Dude Goes on Date With Former Olive Garden Manager and Live-Tweets Hilarious String of Employee Secrets

When an Olive Garden runs out of breadsticks, complete and unadulterated (World War III level) chaos breaks out; that and so much more was revealed in what might be my new favorite live-tweet experience of 2017. Stoked this person shared all these juicy deets. 

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