kim kardashian

Meet Kirby: the Photoshop wizard who takes lurking to a newfound low, or high? We haven't decided yet. He seems to be just outside the frame more often than not, but with 35,000 Instagram followers and counting, it's highly evident that whatever he's doing, or lack thereof, is working.

But hey, at least they own up to it pretty well:

This Ms. "Kardashian" does appear to be a hussy of the highest degree. Indubitably!