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20 Dad Jokes That Are Hilarious To All Ages

Nothing quite like some intentionally ironic dad jokes to carry you on through that Tuesday working grind. Plus, these ended up being highly entertaining little nuggets of comedic gold for people of all ages. And make sure you complete the set with a number of fantastic dad wardrobe ideas all thrown into one. Now you are truly ready to go out in the world and embarrass the kids. 

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31 Hilarious Tweets From the Comedy Geniuses of Twitter

These people didn't fail to get a laugh out of us when we were reading over these tweets. This truly is some Twitter comedy gold. The only unfortunate thing is the limit of characters. Some people deserve to let their crazy flag fly and let us enjoy their inane mutterings. So Cofefe your way through the day with these amazing funny tweets.

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Video games are man's excuse to relate to one another in a perverse version of international relations. This is denoted by incoherent screams of rage as digital characters are slain before their players were ready, followed by any amount of shaming, ribbing, and random assorted swear words. 

But if you are going to seclude yourself into a fantasy realm at the cost of your own salary and ability to pay your rent, at least have the sense to go incognito, or don't have your coworkers on your Facebook... Just saying.

Looking for an idea how to distract yourself from the reality that the work week is already here? This amazing pastime in meme form. Or just try to shake off your case of the Mondays with this specially-tuned meme specially-tuned meme collection.

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18 Highly Entertaining Tweets About Alternatives to Netflix and Chill

Netflix and chill has taken the world by storm, and created an entire subculture dedicated to the pursuit of nookie via binge-watching series for a period of ~5 minutes before it turns into a romp under the sheets (or on the couch if you really can't wait). But beyond just becoming a massive trend, it has even invaded the craigslist classifieds, similar to the colonial conquests of Africa and the Middle East. It's even become an advertising point for the sale of items, not just proffering of Netflix and chill opportunities. Just don't get too crazy with the listing of ads...

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15 Examples of What it Means to 'Netflix and Chill'

Netflix and chill? We all know what that means... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It's time to sit back, relax and binge watch Breaking Bad! Because there is no reason to call someone over at 2am besides to sit and watch a show that you've seen at least 5 times through, right? Nah we aren't fooling anyone, though it would be nice to think that humanity is wholesome enough to come up with an idea like this for couple's to have time to lay back and watch a good rom-com. 

Netflix has spawned an entire subculture  that has been hitherto unseen since the times of "Blockbuster and bang" (I made that up). What could be better than escaping for countless hours into the realm of film and television with a romp in the sheets about ~3 minutes in. 


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Tumblr Gets Deep And Funny About Animals

15 Times Tumblr just cracked us up when it comes to the furry friends in our life. Get ready for some good laughs when you scroll through... These funny Tumblr posts will really have you cracking up and wiping away tears, so be prepared.

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25 Funny Tweets to Keep Things Light and Upbeat On Your Sunday

Looking to start your Sunday the right way? Look no further. As always Twitter has provided us with a bounty of hysterical all too real tweets to start the last day of your weekend off right. What's better than reveling in others buffoonery? Nothing, except maybe Nutella. 

Want to see some actual memes and not just screenshots of tweets? Then venture on over to some priceless Sunday memes and keep the party going until the cops come and ruin everything. Or peruse these normal Sunday memes till you have a midlife crisis.

For some of us, Sunday marks our last day of freedom. So why waste it moping when you could rofl from here to China! Pop over here for some hilarious memes and some funny tweets to beat those Sunday blues.

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The Internet Can't Stop Sharing These Famous Melania Trump "Quotes"

By now you may be aware of the little plagiarism issue that surfaced within Melania Trump's speech at the RNC. It has been pointed out that she copied an entire paragraph from Michelle Obama's first lady speech at the DNC in 2008. And that's what started the hashtag #FamousMeliaTrumpQuotes. The things she says are so wise, so... oddly familiar. Are we sure we haven't heard some of these quotes before?

However we know Melania pales in comparison to her partner in crime, the venerable and most powerful man in the world, Donald Trump. He has taken the skill and made it an art form, not to mention adding some great ones of his own. Who could ever say no to a delicious cup of covfefe? Considering the number of patent applications for various products, it seems few are able to resist the word's charm. Here's some hilarious responses to another tweet by the leader of the free world that also got a great deal of attention

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21 Funny Tweets That'll Kill Your Sunday Blues

Need some darkness, but your local meme lord isn't cutting it. Say no more! Do we have the solution for you.

Twitter is a hive of scum and villainy, including our favorite two-faced chubby orange monster, Ernie and his friend Bert. It is also the quickest way to shake off the dread of the coming week and laugh in the face of danger and all those mistakes you made at the bar last night. If you're looking or some solid Sunday memes, look no further.

Sunday Memes

Trying to keep your inexplicable good mood on this most auspicious of days? Check out some more sanguine snaps here. And if all you want are just some normal, regular, Sunday memes, then there you go. Or perhaps just some funny tweets? Whatever it takes. Sometimes simpler is better.

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This Guy is Putting Kazakhstan on The Map - For the Wrong Reasons

Let's face it, the average person cannot place Kazakhstan on a map, even if you paid them. But apparently the hijinks that Russians are so famous for all over the internet, also extend to the former USSR's territories turned independent nation-states. This guy took being drunk at the zoo to a whole new level. Now I am sure most of us have at least dreamt about riding a wild safari animal. This guy clearly had a little too much liquid courage in him when he pulled this stunt off. The culprit wasn't caught, but police are searching for him with the intent to press charges. Check out all the juicy details from the stunt, find out how special this particular zoo is, and decide if you might have found your next vacation spot. The animals would sure appreciate it, but I would avoid trying to ride them..

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