james bond
The name's Bond, James Bond. Get the best jokes and puns from your favorite spy, and maybe you'll find yourself your own 00.
Trending Now
Neighbor takes resident's parking spot and tells her to park somewhere else instead, he gets towed: 'He came banging on my door yelling about how I am heartless for not just parking somewhere else'
01
New neighbor requests to come into to couple's home to watch TV, then spends the night staring from across the lot with his friends: ‘Feels odd that they felt comfortable to figure out which door was ours, and ask to come inside OUR space’
02
Boss demands to have meetings at employee's house instead of the office, leading him to visit her late at night, until she asks him to stop: ‘Last night I saw his car parked at my driveway’
03
'He fumbles, repeats himself, and starts sweating’: CEO steals sole credit for his employee's work, then he gets burned in an international meeting when she refuses to help him answer questions about ‘his program’
04
Entitled camper cuts line of elderly shoppers at grocery store, other customer gets even by takes away his butane gas: 'I paid for my stuff including his butane, and walked away'
05