iphone 5

Because that's what Syria is so upset about: affording an iPhone. Puh-lease.

She claims that verbal abuse as a result of her not being able to find that one really good pizza place downtown has caused her significant emotional trauma. We called her and asked her to call us back for an interview. The only comment we received was "OK, from now on, I'll call you 'Us back for an interview.'"

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