Gordon Ramsay's usual Twitter roast takedown on the steady assembly line of aspiring chefs is made exponentially better by his whiplike wit. In a single blow the guy manages to spotlight everything wrong/weird looking about a dish that probably doesn't taste half that bad.
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We dealt out a finely assembled platter of well-roasted Twitter victims recently (here), and the majority of you seemed to enjoy the impressive display of savagery let loose to run wild over helpless tweets. So. We're back at it again with another solid collection. Seriously, whoever is running this account needs a raise for the good of society.
Arnie was attending the Special Olympics World Games 2017 in Austria, and proceeded to post a heartfelt video about how the athletes in the game actively inspire him. Unfortunately some trolls out there are entirely lacking in the human decency category. Fortunately, Shwarzenegger stepped in to enact righteous termination on said troll.
The Patriots parade has officially commenced and taken Boston by storm. The streets are flooded with loyal adrenaline-drunk fans and red-faced angry hockey dads alike, all expressing their hilarious hatred for Roger Goodell through the nice medium of big, bold signs. With hundreds to choose from, these were our favorites.
Personally, I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this one, were I put in our fresh-roasted birthday dude of the hour's shoes: on the one hand, the card isn't exactly sweet talk material, but on the other, grandma could be kind of a comedic badass. Perhaps with age and wrinkles comes a greater appetite for insult-worthy humor.
Ted Cruz, do you even meme bro? Yes, yes apparently he does. And I'll be damned if he didn't address some sass from a potentially canned Deadspin Social Media chump, with steely, ice cold savagery. Big ups Cruz. Not your biggest fan, to put it lightly, but big ups my dude.
