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This is why we love the hell out of Wendy's. They've been roasting people all over social media for our enjoyment to perfection for a truly surprisingly lengthy period of time. Like this little roast flashback here, dating back to January. Someone get that person (team?) running the account a fat bonus cause they are on a roll. 

These freshly roasted and toasted fools brought the barrage of ruthless insults on themselves. Bonus points to the witty and creative dudes that managed to be extra clever amidst the ritualistic process!

Personally, I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this one, were I put in our fresh-roasted birthday dude of the hour's shoes: on the one hand, the card isn't exactly sweet talk material, but on the other, grandma could be kind of a comedic badass. Perhaps with age and wrinkles comes a greater appetite for insult-worthy humor.

You guys seemed to love the first round of brutal social media knockouts (see here), so we're back at it again with another ruthless helping for your enjoyment. 

All signs right now point to the fact that Jerry Jones would appear to be one of the rare people out there who stubbornly continues to hold out hope for Tony Romo. During his appearance on 105.3 The Fan on Tuesday he said the Cowboys haven't made a decision about Romo yet, but that he believes Romo is yet destined to be in a Super Bowl in the near future.

Nothing quite warms the heart like watching a bunch of notoriously egotistical and outta' touch with reality celebrities read 'mean tweets'that unmistakably bring them back down to earth. 

This is the kind of hard hitting news we live for!

Gordon Ramsay's usual Twitter roast takedown on the steady assembly line of aspiring chefs is made exponentially better by his whiplike wit. In a single blow the guy manages to spotlight everything wrong/weird looking about a dish that probably doesn't taste half that bad.