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Over the weekend people shared their favorite takes on #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses, and going through these, I've gotta admit..pretty impressed. Goes without saying these are NOT going to help you avoid the steaming sugar coated sh*tpile that'll fall from the sky upon your life if you try to use one of 'em.

Might as well start telling people, 'Happy Smallpox and Genocide Day!'

On a dark and saddening day in late November, Hett tweeted a devastating picture that his mother, Figen Murray sent him from a craft fair.

"A shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked."