I'm jealous of those hockey players, they always bring their "eh" game.
I apologize for that horrid joke.
These Minnesota hockey bros really let themselves go. What are we dealing with here? Did the coaches find these guys huddled around out back of the arena passing around a pipe of crystal, while chugging glue like it's gatorade? All jokes and jabs aside, I'll be the first to concede that many of these dudes are rocking biblical proportions of flow, so that's gotta count for something.
One dude was trying to catch the St. Louis Cardinals game and found himself locked in to one of the greatest hockey games of all time. Shocked with awe at what he was witnessing, he decided to embark on the most hilarious live-tweets in sports history.
Last night's Game 7 between the St. Louis Blues and Chicago Blackhawks was about as intense it gets. So, you can imagine the impact it had on this first time hockey viewer.