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By the way, those above tweets are what Domino's considers an official announcement via their social media channels. Because #brands.

The idea is that you'll be able to register your Twitter handle with your existing Domino's pizza account, at which point you can throw a tweet at the Domino's corporate handle. They'll send you an automated direct message, and then BOOM. Pizza to your door.

What beautiful times we live in.

Build-A-Bear's hastily-deleted tweet was just one of several brands caught in the act of turning one of the most deadly attacks on American soil into a chance to promote their #brand with #sales on Twitter. That doesn't even compare to these four though. Here's Intimacy Box, a lingerie company, who had the gumption to even get the date of the attack wrong:



CVS couldn't resist slapping their corporate logo on their sentimentality (via Seth Fiegerman):



Of course, what better way to think about and honor 9/11 than from a company that makes prosthetic fappable lady-bits:



And finally, here's a series of tweets (via Brandon Wall) from a Bikram Yoga studio in Arlington, VA:



Bikram Yoga eventually apologized for any insensitivity, but not before laying down the Loose Change conspiracy nonsense and a healthy lack of Basic Human Dignity.

Again, we here at Failbook would like to say that we've NEVER done ANYTHING AT ALL like this to make our stories and funny images appear more appealing on social media. Never. Not Once.

As a part of a nostalgia-baiting holiday ad campaign, Skeletor took over Honda's Twitter account on Cyber Monday. Somehow the master of evil was able to tweet all day without saying anything vile or showing pictures of his skeletal junk, so all things considered he's doing better than plenty corporate social media teams. Good on ya, Skeletor.