By chasejones75
grandma
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Personally, I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this one, were I put in our fresh-roasted birthday dude of the hour's shoes: on the one hand, the card isn't exactly sweet talk material, but on the other, grandma could be kind of a comedic badass. Perhaps with age and wrinkles comes a greater appetite for insult-worthy humor.
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By SuperSail
After three mentions of a "grandma," two of a "Nan," and one of a "little old lady," Orange, a France-based phone service provider still can't get it right. Not only do they said debt collection companies after the grandson because his grandma couldn't pay the phone bill on time (due to being dead), they still call her his "ex-girlfriend" instead of his grandma. Oh but not to worry, their support team is "there for the guy." Riiiiiiight...
Like a fine wine, some people just get better with age. Consider the grandma at hand, as a prime example; she's down south of the sun-drenched border aggressively knocking back shots (or just like, half the bottle) with a bunch of sorority girls that are just beginning to set sail on the epic, booze-soaked journey that the Spring Break of 2017 will surely prove to be. You've given the younger, less experienced alcoholics a lot to strive for Grams.
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