goats

Glitter Bomb just a little too evil for your tastes? Goat Attack allows you to bombard your friends with 14 goat images and puns for the cost of $1.19 or a smaller six-message package for $.79 (a Goat Offensive, maybe?). 

Combine this with a custom subscription to Cat Facts and you're basically guaranteed to make your friends go insane. 

That laugh though, amirite? In her defense, however impressive this young man's feat, it is pretty dang absurd!