goats

That laugh though, amirite? In her defense, however impressive this young man's feat, it is pretty dang absurd!

Glitter Bomb just a little too evil for your tastes? Goat Attack allows you to bombard your friends with 14 goat images and puns for the cost of $1.19 or a smaller six-message package for $.79 (a Goat Offensive, maybe?). 

Combine this with a custom subscription to Cat Facts and you're basically guaranteed to make your friends go insane.