food
Via Independent
If you're in the UK, you can expect these "potato smileys" to be in a Tesco near you come March, assuming the world doesn't collectively navel-gaze itself inward and implodes from its own vacuity by then. Just saying.
Decorating a pizza with a gross amount of Peeps for a topping (see atrocity here) was one thing, but bro, get your shit together and carry your greasewheel like a human being. At least the steady procession of utterly outraged reactions made for a comedic goldmine.
Gordon Ramsay's usual Twitter roast takedown on the steady assembly line of aspiring chefs is made exponentially better by his whiplike wit. In a single blow the guy manages to spotlight everything wrong/weird looking about a dish that probably doesn't taste half that bad.
These people invited the self-esteem pulverizing feedback of the infamously unforgiving, perpetually at odds with the world, Gordon Ramsay, on themselves. Fortunately, after given enough time to lick their wounds, they went ahead and shared what it's like to find yourself on the Ramsay chopping block.
