food

Have you guys tried the new Dorito-shell taco yet? It's wildly disappointing and hardly tastes like a Dorito at all. I'm still holding out hope for the Cool Ranch version, but this one is a huge disappointment.

Can YOU order Subway™ without stuttering, pausing, or hemming and hawing? Try it today!

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(You don't have to go to Subway if you don't want to. We're sure there are plenty of other fine sandwich establishments in your area. Hell, if you don't want a sandwich, maybe you could get Chinese instead. It's UP TO YOU)

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