fitness

This fitness blog managed to cut out a slice of social media spotlight, and truly, found fleeting relevancy in the worst way possible. If their goal was to get our attention, they definitely didn't fail on that account. One does not address the everyday pizza-loving human on Twitter (a venue already prone to rage-ridden outbursts/tweet reacts); and tell them they shouldn't enjoy their doughy gift of the gods. 

Yes, we wrote "twote." No, we won't stop trying to make "twote" happen. 

And so, here are some of the funniest twotes ever. It will happen. "Twote" will happen.