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27 Clever Tweets You'll Wish You Twote

Yes, we wrote "twote." No, we won't stop trying to make "twote" happen. 

And so, here are some of the funniest twotes ever. It will happen. "Twote" will happen.

Funny tweets, random tweets, love, shakespeare, animal tweets.
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... her expansion rate exceeds physical cosmology's electroweak epoch theoretical upper limit factor of 10^78.

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Fitness Blog Gets Aggressive AF, Tries to Tell People to Not Eat Pizza, Invokes the Wrath of Twitter

This fitness blog managed to cut out a slice of social media spotlight, and truly, found fleeting relevancy in the worst way possible. If their goal was to get our attention, they definitely didn't fail on that account. One does not address the everyday pizza-loving human on Twitter (a venue already prone to rage-ridden outbursts/tweet reacts); and tell them they shouldn't enjoy their doughy gift of the gods. 

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