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Then my barber bought me pizza and beer! Best. Barber. Ever.

Hey guys! Do you remember those horribly contrived and unfunny jokes told via chain mail that began with "Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: RE: Fwd: FWD: Re:" in the subject line? I'll bet you thought they died off in the late '90s. NOPE.

The times when you realize dirty minds are those of geniuses.