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Rejected Emojis is a series of icons that really ought to exist, but don't. Here are just a few of our favorites:

Yep, the Seinfeld version of the Emoji app is here. Because sometimes, a smiling pile of poop can't convey what a fluffy shirt will.

The Unicode Consortium responsible for standardizing text characters and emoji across different platforms recently announced that they'll be unleashing a new batch of characters for 2016. You can see some of the highlights above from Yahoo, including the much-requested "selfie" and "bacon" emoji.

The elephant in the room, however, is the lack of a taco emoji. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPRESS TACO BELL REGRET, UNICODE CONSORTIUM? You expect me to use my words like an Actual Human Being? That's gosh-dang absurd and you know it.

If you're curious the emoji subcommittee (again a Real Thing and not something we just made up) has some explanations for their selections. Otherwise, here's a list of what's the come in 2016:

Face with cowboy hat
Clown face
Nauseated face
Rolling on the floor laughing
Drooling face
Lying face
“Call me” hand
Selfie
Raised back of hand
Left-facing fist
Right-facing fist
Handshake
Hand with first and index finger crossed
Pregnant woman
Face palm
Shrug
Man dancing
Prince
Man in tuxedo
Mother Christmas
Wilted flower
Scooter
Motor scooter
Octagonal sign
Clinking glasses
Black heart
Croissant
Avocado
Cucumber
Bacon
Potato
Carrot
Fox face
Eagle
Duck
Bat
Shark
Owl

Breaking the internet wasn't enough for her. Check out the latest in an endless procession of narcissistic moves by Kim Kardashian.

The set includes emojis like Kardashian taking a selfie, naked holding her baby bump, and designer jackets.

If you go to Facebook’s house this Halloween, expect a big treat. The social media giant has released a slew of new reactions in the spirit of Halloween. All your favorites are there: a witch, a ghost, a pumpkin, a Frankenst — oop, a Frankenstein’s monster.

So don’t expect the same old thing when you laugh at your friend’s joke later. This is a whole new haunted house.

• “Haha” is now a Witch.
• “Wow” is now a Ghost.
• “Sad” is now a Frankenstein. “Sad” is now a Frankenstein’s monster.
• “Angry” is now a pumpkin.

It’s all very delightfully ghoulish!

Facebook released reactions last year in lieu of giving the world that “Dislike” button users have been asking for since around 2010.

No, that is not a joke and nobody is making this up. You can reserve your emoji-only name here. I gotta say, this is making me feel pretty (SMILING PILE OF POOP)(PRAYING HANDS)(SUN WITH SUNGLASSES).