election 2016

What a day we have unfolding before us, and why not focus on what really matters right now. What is in the damn box?! For real. Minds near and far, 'mountain to mountain' are already running wild with creative inspiration on what could possibly have been in there. Outside the mystery gift, we're also enjoying the supremely cringeworthy performance that was the gift exchange. The grimace from Michelle Obama...very real.

The hashtag #TrumpImpeachmentParty made its debut on Twitter on Tuesday, and since then it's gathering a lot of steam. Someone could easily, rationally propose that the tangerine-coated, cheeto puff-dusted DJ Trump should've gone back and cleaned up house on any tweets that could serve to diminish his standings in the long run; but hey, it's just more fuel for the fire, and only plays into his impeccable Twitter game. 

And this is without even considering the Trump Memes which are even less presidential, but at least those are made by the people, not the Commander-In-Chief himself.

Just when I thought I'd seen it all with dating apps, this shit comes to fruition: a dating service intended for likeminded, single Trump supporters ready to swipe right on making dating great again. At least we've a venue that can act as a beacon for the lost, single souls out there bonded through their shared respect, potential adoration for the tangerine-skinned, golden-haired Prez Elect---DJ Trump. "What are your thoughts on the Wall?" Solid conversation starter material right there.

A clip of Melania Trump during inauguration has caught the viral fever and since made its many rounds across the web of Twitter feeds, as it shows Melania smiling then blatantly transitioning into a solid show of fiery-eyed mean mugging.

Marco Gutierrez, founder of Latinos for Trump, found himself at the center of the hashtag #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner after comments he made in an MSNBC on Thursday.

The Trump surrogate warned of "taco trucks on every corner" as immigration remains unchecked and the internet (or anyone who can appreciate a good taco truck) can't find anything wrong with the idea.

Truly the significance of this spontaneous moment is given away in the headline. In such dark and troubling (at least for some folks) times, it lightens the heart to be able to fall back upon the comedic relief of an ex-prez waging war on a seemingly possessed poncho. Thankful for this.

Some of these are even more tremendous than Donald Trump Memes. What a time to be alive. Big times up ahead...

Not to be overshadowed by the Republican National Convention, Hillary Clinton's camp has decided to transform @HillaryClinton into a fully operational battle station.

The year of presidential social media feuds is upon us! #Election2016

Some folks say the best way to remedy dark and troubling times is through laughter, and I'll be damned if this comedy writer isn't applying the philosophy to sweet perfection. Let's just say that yesterday's golden shower news gave her a lot of material to work with.