dumb

Damn these idiots for making us remember situations we desperately want to forget!

Someone get these failures an instruction manual on how to not FAIL through life, ASAP! And by the grace of all that's good, avoid them on social media. 

These instances might remind you that you're actually doing pretty well for yourself in the whole brain department. Hot damn, it's like life is a race to see who can do the dumbest thing ever. We absolutely love it. And boy people are dumb a lot.

Don't allegedly fully functional adults with apparently reasonable amounts of brain activity just say the darndest things when taken out of context? You're bound to hear some pretty damn entertaining things if you take off the headphones next time you're walking around out in public. However, it's doubtful anything will hold a candle to these snapshots of sheer stupidity. 

The only thing worse than telling a bad joke is telling a pretty good one and no one getting it.