drunk

Not sure if these are inspiring displays of shimmering insanity, or the kinds of trainrekt people that make me never want to drink again. At least the glory (horror?) stories make for a wildly entertaining ride, oftentimes chock-full of booze-induced, blissful chaos. 

Kieron Cameron, an eighteen-year-old from Scotland clearly felt bad or something after he went out and had a night on the town...without his girlfriend. Cameron went on to try and ask his girlfriend if she was mad at him, except he did so with every single app on his phone. Oh boy. Here we go.