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From the submitter:

My friend Jen celebrated a little too hard after USA advanced to the next round in of the World Cup. She also later described it as "like a barbershop quartet of Yoko Onos is shrieking in my head while Sweetums from the Muppets clog dances."

"Sorry buddy. I would, but I have to go have fun without you!"

Look at that long luscious mullet tho. His son's friends were probably just too distracted by that beast to have any shot at bracing for a little bit of good 'ol fashion 'icing.'