I'm not a fan of the whole Joseph Stalin "unpersons" thing where they erased people from photos and history books, but could we maybe bring that back JUST for Jar Jar Binks? Just forget he ever existed? All in favor say "aye."
These hilarious, vaguely gruesome accounts make me want to see a revised 'honest trailer' for what you're actually signing up for being around, next time you up and head to a Disney Park. Also. Maybe it's just the landscape of modern day television, but I've noticed a lot of the darker, thriller tv shows I've binged on Netflix feature particularly unsettling, climactic scenes/unnerving discoveries occurring within the absurd neon-lit confines of amusement parks. It's like the writers got it in their heads the best way to spotlight rule-breaking, deviant behavior is to contrast the tendencies with kids' laughter, echoes of amusement park rides, etc.
A recent poll from Public Policy Polling shows that 30% of voting Republicans in America would support bombing the fictional city of Agrabah from Disney's Aladdin. 
Despite sterotypes of Trump supporters and Tea-partiers, you would be wrong if you thought this was only a Republican problem. According to Public Policy Polling on Twitter, Democrats were asked the same question. 19% would support bombing Jasmine's home town. 
Sorry, Jafar, looks like the city is ours.
via Disney
