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Rollercoaster Twitter Thread Is An Epic Tale Of Love, Fanfiction, and Rejection

The tween years are hard on pretty much everyone (except for maybe you, Jessica R from homeroom) but this wild ride of a Twitter thread takes those awkward years to the next level. Cracked editor Dan Dockery treated the social media site to a very detailed and very cringey account of his desperate (and creative) attempts to win the affection of his crush. It's...incredible.

Funny and cringey twitter thread about a guy who wrote titanic 2, dan dockery.
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crush like - 6320204032
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Because 'liking' a status, I guess, is the same as staking claim to their affections. I don't even know here.

crush, food, order, together
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Everybody knows that buying someone food is equivalent to a marriage proposal.