cringe

These hilarious, vaguely gruesome accounts make me want to see a revised 'honest trailer' for what you're actually signing up for being around, next time you up and head to a Disney Park. Also. Maybe it's just the landscape of modern day television, but I've noticed a lot of the darker, thriller tv shows I've binged on Netflix feature particularly unsettling, climactic scenes/unnerving discoveries occurring within the absurd neon-lit confines of amusement parks. It's like the writers got it in their heads the best way to spotlight rule-breaking, deviant behavior is to contrast the tendencies with kids' laughter, echoes of amusement park rides, etc. 

So this is what it looks like when stupidity runs wild. These are the kind of mouth-breathing, ignorant fools that drive people toward that 'deactivate account' button. To our fine Facebook failures of the hour: sometimes it's better to just say nothing at all. 

This actually might make you believe in love again. To think the dude actually started to get in her good graces (....) at the end there. I hope he doesn't go and get too stoked. She's definitely giving off all the vibes of a money-hungry Tinderella who preys on the right-swipers with viciously calculated "smh's." 

'La La Land' Director Damien Chazelle won a Golden Globe last night for Best Director, and Emma Stone's congratulatory kiss did not go as planned...at all.

The tween years are hard on pretty much everyone (except for maybe you, Jessica R from homeroom) but this wild ride of a Twitter thread takes those awkward years to the next level. Cracked editor Dan Dockery treated the social media site to a very detailed and very cringey account of his desperate (and creative) attempts to win the affection of his crush. It's...incredible.

Tinder's a wasteland of cruel cheesiness and aggressive acts of trolling. It's a wonder people suggest blasphemous things like modern romance being dead.