crazy

RadioShack's fell upon some damn hard times, man. They filed for 11 consecutive quarterly bankruptcies and they announced the closure of 500 stores -- or 36% of the chain's total. Including this particular fine establishment, based out of Reynoldsburg, Ohio. Either someone was never barred access from the page following the closure, and took the news real hard. Or we're simply seeing some solid social media trolling hard at work. Thinking the latter. 

We just have to say it here, but that escalated quickly. We're hoping the OP keeps us posted, cause we've no doubt that this is only going to get crazier.

My heart goes out to the nurses of the world: as part of their profession they willingly (have to, really) delve deep into the dirty sexual secrets of many an active patient to ensure dudes aren't walking around with their dicks falling off or ladies aren't pissing fire---and really a whole wealth of other skin-crawling conditions we'd do just as well to not dwell on. Do any of your stories/answers to your nurse hold a candle to these 15 clearly tumultuous sexual histories?

The dude clearly needs to tone it down a notch, and was clearly just a tad bit overstimulated to come across as clear and comprehensive (and sane) with his matches.