crazy

The dude clearly needs to tone it down a notch, and was clearly just a tad bit overstimulated to come across as clear and comprehensive (and sane) with his matches.

Just when we were convinced that the fine denizens of Tinder couldn't get any more ridiculous and genuinely outlandish on an app that seemingly thrives on being predictably absurd, we get yet more conversational gems. It's like half these sorry souls weren't even exerting 5% effort. 

We just have to say it here, but that escalated quickly. We're hoping the OP keeps us posted, cause we've no doubt that this is only going to get crazier.

In a perfect world full of sunshine and unicorns that shit rainbows, someone's home should be their sanctuary, place of solace...their safe haven from the unforgiving, crazy elements of the outside world. Unfortunately fantasy clashes with reality and we'll unfortunately find ourselves living painfully close to folk seemingly off their rockers and at odds with, well, everything that doesn't comply with their impossible standards. These 13 people are prime examples of the shitiness that is dealing with crazy neighbors. 

What fresh hell is this? Sure, if that's actually her (and this isn't some perverse, bottom-feeding catfish at work) she clearly takes care of herself. And yeah, there's something to be said of the sexually fierce, if not experimental personalities when it comes to bedroom discourse; but bro, this is seven kinds of crazy, and outright ridiculous. The only reasonable course of action for our Tinder dude victim of the hour is to take his phone, toss it in the microwave, set to five minutes, and let it rip into a weird, fresh-fried memory of the past.