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Besides being a Playboy Playmate and a host of the view, Jenny McCarthy is known for her outlandish claims of "curing" her her son's autism with a gluten-free diet and claiming that vaccines are full of toxins while injecting her face with the most toxic protein known to science.

She recently asked the internet a very stupid question that had responses she should have known were coming. We've listed a few below. You can check out more here.

Just a quick reminder that the following thirty-two headlines below, are all for this year -- and it's only August! So we're sure some more goodies will be coming on our way in the very, very, very near future. 

Sit tight folks, we're in for a wild ride! 

My heart goes out to the nurses of the world: as part of their profession they willingly (have to, really) delve deep into the dirty sexual secrets of many an active patient to ensure dudes aren't walking around with their dicks falling off or ladies aren't pissing fire---and really a whole wealth of other skin-crawling conditions we'd do just as well to not dwell on. Do any of your stories/answers to your nurse hold a candle to these 15 clearly tumultuous sexual histories?

In a perfect world full of sunshine and unicorns that shit rainbows, someone's home should be their sanctuary, place of solace...their safe haven from the unforgiving, crazy elements of the outside world. Unfortunately fantasy clashes with reality and we'll unfortunately find ourselves living painfully close to folk seemingly off their rockers and at odds with, well, everything that doesn't comply with their impossible standards. These 13 people are prime examples of the shitiness that is dealing with crazy neighbors. 

What fresh hell is this? Sure, if that's actually her (and this isn't some perverse, bottom-feeding catfish at work) she clearly takes care of herself. And yeah, there's something to be said of the sexually fierce, if not experimental personalities when it comes to bedroom discourse; but bro, this is seven kinds of crazy, and outright ridiculous. The only reasonable course of action for our Tinder dude victim of the hour is to take his phone, toss it in the microwave, set to five minutes, and let it rip into a weird, fresh-fried memory of the past. 

Just going to float this wild idea out there, but this guy might have some issues. His obsessive dedication to pestering his ex-girlfriend that likely grew tired of his seven kinds of craziness, with the SAME text every day for YEARS is so outlandish...beyond comprehension...cringeworthy, I'm almost impressed. Then again, you've gotta feel for his poor ex-girlfriend caught up in the predicament. 

The dude clearly needs to tone it down a notch, and was clearly just a tad bit overstimulated to come across as clear and comprehensive (and sane) with his matches.