We just have to say it here, but that escalated quickly. We're hoping the OP keeps us posted, cause we've no doubt that this is only going to get crazier.
crazy
In a perfect world full of sunshine and unicorns that shit rainbows, someone's home should be their sanctuary, place of solace...their safe haven from the unforgiving, crazy elements of the outside world. Unfortunately fantasy clashes with reality and we'll unfortunately find ourselves living painfully close to folk seemingly off their rockers and at odds with, well, everything that doesn't comply with their impossible standards. These 13 people are prime examples of the shitiness that is dealing with crazy neighbors.
The dude clearly needs to tone it down a notch, and was clearly just a tad bit overstimulated to come across as clear and comprehensive (and sane) with his matches.
My heart goes out to the nurses of the world: as part of their profession they willingly (have to, really) delve deep into the dirty sexual secrets of many an active patient to ensure dudes aren't walking around with their dicks falling off or ladies aren't pissing fire---and really a whole wealth of other skin-crawling conditions we'd do just as well to not dwell on. Do any of your stories/answers to your nurse hold a candle to these 15 clearly tumultuous sexual histories?
Or...this is how you miss a layup after hitting a half-court shot.
