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And the hero they deserved.

This just goes to show: when idiots post their idiotic escapades online, there's a good chance there's someone less dumb out there who will take notice. Nice work, friends.

Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

Wee ooh wee ooh wee ooh!

Also, "die in Hell?"