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Careful out there Tinderers, you never know what lurks behind that next right swipe...

Nearly everyone from both sides of the political spectrum have fun with Trump memes. And occasionally an idea rolls around that's so simple and pure, it makes us forget the ominous and unstable times we live in ---- this is one of those ideas. SNL Writer Josh Patten has taken trolling Donald Trump's stubbornly endless stream of fleeting thoughts, occasional announcements concerning the state of world affairs, and not-so-rare incendiary cultural commentary....to new heights by pretending like he's having a personal texting convo with DJ Trump himself. The resulting hypothetical texting correspondence is alarmingly believable, and entirely hilarious. 

The new dating world is a strange and terrifying beast. This particular batch is full of the kinds of wildly unexpected, ever hilarious, and often uncomfortable moments you're bound to come across after enough right swipes. 

Here's a shoutout to all the soft-spoken hermits that are forced to up and remove themselves from their sweet caves of solitude on a daily basis to make ends meet. And the thought of any social interaction without that first cup of coffee? Stress sweats on steroids, dude. 

These fine and mighty and depraved Tinderellas all but stepped on 'dating app' ceremony, and instead opted for shameless, sexualized-displays of self-promotion. Are some of these borderline insane, and giving off the distinct whiff of potential sex addiction? Suure. Are they also dually awesomely transparent? Absolutely, and there's no doubt they're the kind of profiles that didn't rake in a truckload of right swipes... Tinder really is full of surprises. You never know what you'll find. 

Alexandria's dad definitely didn't go to Peru with any plans to fall in love, but here he is now, head over heels for an adorable Alpaca.

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