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Alexandria's dad definitely didn't go to Peru with any plans to fall in love, but here he is now, head over heels for an adorable Alpaca.

The fact that she'd even ask her boyfriend who is playing all the part of a hellishly controlling parental kind of figure, in the first place, was a sign of bad things to come. Also, valid disclaimer: blind rage-inducing shit grammar on the horizon.

In heavy Russian accent "Facebook is Compensates"

Or...this is how you miss a layup after hitting a half-court shot.

Here's a shoutout to all the soft-spoken hermits that are forced to up and remove themselves from their sweet caves of solitude on a daily basis to make ends meet. And the thought of any social interaction without that first cup of coffee? Stress sweats on steroids, dude.