Crippling Emotional Distress? Just Shake it Off!

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Madonna Gleefully Admits to Her Illuminati Connections, Get Your Tinfoil

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This is the Kind of Person You Keep as a Friend Just to Hear the Nuttiness

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This Just in: Kate Middleton's Uterus Can't Melt Steel Beams

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Beware the Dangerous Fumes That You Produce Every Day!

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It's Almost as if the Science is Way More Complicated Than That, or Something!

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No Lies, Only Chickens

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The Waste of Space Known as Kylie Jenner Now Thinks She Knows More About Chem Trails Than Us

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Yeah? Well, 690,420 People Die From Dank Memes Every Year!

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Missiles, Jet Engines, There's Really No Difference

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Listen Everybody, Courtney Love Has this Plane Disappearance on Lock

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That's TOTALLY Not Something a Crazy Person Would do

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A Round Earth, Clearly It's All in Your Head

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My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got the Blood of the Innocent

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Open Your Eyes And Your Crystal Energies, People!

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Don't You Hate it When That Happens?

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