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Chicken kids these days.
A new trend is sweeping the small nation of New Zealand and it's spilling over onto other shores as well. That trend, in the same vein of planking, honors the frozen chicken. The humble, simple, frozen chicken.
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It's called a 'Frozen Chook' because that sounds like something New Zealanders would say. Essentially, it involves taking off your clothes at a random place and squatting down like the raw bird. Oh, and taking pictures of it. Lots and lots of pictures.
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Posted by Frozenchook on Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Purveyors of the trend have set up a Facebook page as well as an Instagram account dedicated to spreading and collecting the best 'Frozenchook's they can find.
The future is in good hands.
Or should we say wings?
Yeezus Christ. Just a quick life pro tip for any tragically lost soul out there, buut chicken not cooked through is a literal recipe for food poisoning disaster. There's this crazy thing called salmonella that a lot of us humans try and steer clear of, and that puke-inducing shittiness has a total knack for coming in on the wave of 'uncooked poultry'.
