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Meet the winner of the 2015 Miss Bumbum Brazil pageant, Suzy Cortez. The annual Brazilian competition that aims to find "the best derriere in the country." Winning this title isn't a waste on Cortez as her Instagram feed is full of her sharing her training and dieting to win. Check out a some of her posts here or check out the full feed @suzycortezoficial.

But really where is the 'Call of Booty' shout-out?..What else do you guys think is missing from this list of amusing, albeit vaguely perverse genius?

A hacker took over the Facebook accounts of the Michigan Wolverines athletics and loaded their feed with nothing but T and A. Both the football and basketball accounts were compromised. Whoever infiltrated the pages (probably some Ohio State fan), decided to transform both accounts into the Internet's newest softcore pr0n site.

Check out the dirty work.