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Meet the winner of the 2015 Miss Bumbum Brazil pageant, Suzy Cortez. The annual Brazilian competition that aims to find "the best derriere in the country." Winning this title isn't a waste on Cortez as her Instagram feed is full of her sharing her training and dieting to win. Check out a some of her posts here or check out the full feed @suzycortezoficial.

But really where is the 'Call of Booty' shout-out?..What else do you guys think is missing from this list of amusing, albeit vaguely perverse genius?