breakup

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris split in early June and now Calvin Harris is worried T-Swift is about to write a song about him.

Today, Calvin Harris took to Twitter to kindly ask Taylor Swift to leave him alone. T-Swift, who is known to write lyrics and songs about ex-boyfriends, has been talking smack about Calvin Harris in order to create some sort of Hollywood drama (aka fuel for a new song).

Just two star crossed lovers... amirite ¯_(ツ)_/¯

We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy.