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I can only imagine "GetBehindMeSatan.ly" was already taken.

His tattoo reads something along the lines of: Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

Unfortunately for him, the very next chapter says: Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the LORD.

WHOOPS!

Proof that even JESUS prefers Japanese cars over American. Sorry, General Motors!

I think you're okay; he's the forgiving type. Unless Fenster knows something I don't...