Our knight Nic in shining armor is back at it again, being the best possible Nicolas Cage that he can be, which is no easy task when you're a national treasure. And you know what, this might be his most stirring role he's landed in the last few years, at least.
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A solid WIN-coated tale of excellence right here, guys: pizza bro has some money invested in horse, horse ends up winning, naturally pizza bro goes on to enjoy his newfound riches and spoils and live a momentary life at the height of decadence itself. So ever responsible, and apparently supremely honest, Gaslight Pizza Shop Bro owner Blake Pendlebury posted a note on Facebook about how he wouldn't be able to open shop that night to serve the hungry denizens.
Did you know people get to hangout with tigers? And, while they're hanging out with said tigers they take Tinder profile pics? This is infuriating. How are they getting to hangout with tigers?! They can't all work at zoos. Or maybe they do, but a lot of these humans don't seem to be of the zoological bent, but what do I know. I am not hanging out with tigers all day, so I don't know what sort of humans tigers like to hangout with. Either way I need to figure out how to hangout with some tigers.
