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Our knight Nic in shining armor is back at it again, being the best possible Nicolas Cage that he can be, which is no easy task when you're a national treasure. And you know what, this might be his most stirring role he's landed in the last few years, at least.
A solid WIN-coated tale of excellence right here, guys: pizza bro has some money invested in horse, horse ends up winning, naturally pizza bro goes on to enjoy his newfound riches and spoils and live a momentary life at the height of decadence itself. So ever responsible, and apparently supremely honest, Gaslight Pizza Shop Bro owner Blake Pendlebury posted a note on Facebook about how he wouldn't be able to open shop that night to serve the hungry denizens.
ABSOLUTE.LEGEND. For real tho, this is what extreme athleticism looks like, guys. The Eiffel Tower costume-rocking athlete has been identified as 70-year-old Paris-based runner Michel Bach. A friend of Bach's says he has participated in (and finished!) over 200 marathons across the globe in places like New York, Chicago, Paris, Los Angeles and Nepal.
Did you know people get to hangout with tigers? And, while they're hanging out with said tigers they take Tinder profile pics? This is infuriating. How are they getting to hangout with tigers?! They can't all work at zoos. Or maybe they do, but a lot of these humans don't seem to be of the zoological bent, but what do I know. I am not hanging out with tigers all day, so I don't know what sort of humans tigers like to hangout with. Either way I need to figure out how to hangout with some tigers.
