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Text - So today in class the girl sitting behind me said that a light year was the distance from the Earth to the Sun. Quietly, I turned around and informed her that what she was thinking of was an astrological unit, and that the entire solar system was inside a light year. To that, in a catty, bitchy, valley girl tone said, "Astrology is my favorite subject. I know what I'm saying." Holy My brain exploded. I'm dead. My ghost is posting this. Unlike Comment albout an hour ago near

Stupidity Kills

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What if I Want to Be All Astrological Signs?

Text - added a new photo. According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star You're actually a few million years late. That star is dead Just like your dreams. Like Comment Share 5 hours ago via mobile | and 7 others like this. Good thing I don't believe in astronomy 5 hours ago Like

It Isn't My Thing

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Astrological Explanations Sometimes Need Actual Explanations

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That's Almost as Dumb as Ascribing Your Emotions to Planetary Cycles!

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Isn't it Cool How We Landed a Probe on Taurus?

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This Post Gave Me Cancer

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Are You S(agitt)erious, Bro?

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What's Your Sign?

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