April 23 is Apple Watch day, when all those die hard first-adopters slap a new whoozy whatsit on their wrist and get giddy over acting like a detective from a 1930s comic strip.
So, either deal with your jealousy by making one of your own or show your defiance by highlighting your self reliance.
Either way, put something new on your wrist!
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It's exactly what you think it is.
The 4000 word short story is about the "smartwatch prototype that mysteriously arrives at the door" of one Christie Aackerlund. Finally, someone who had the creative chutzpah to ask "how does a watch pork a real live human being?"
As the author lists on their Amazon page, however, the story is "only for super mature people who can handle it."
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