Save us, John Cusack!
If you can't be reckless on your last day on earth, when can you be?
Get it right! Aztec, Mayan, Toltec, Zapotec, Olmec!
"Wait, 24/42? Those don't-"
"Ssssshhhhhhh, don't even worry about it..."
So just... The Dead. Yeah.
With all the cannibal scares we had last week, can you blame her for being confused?
