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For the unlearned, Charlie Sheen's real name is Carlos Estevez.

Quit trying to encourage this kind of behavior! If I wanted to see something like this, I'd go down to the park with a bag of breadcrumbs!

Faruba's friend screencapped the gift ad that popped up when he was writing on her timeline.

Starbucks is NOT giving away free $50 gift cards. Please inform the less savvy of your friends before they buy some Nigerian prince a new jet ski.