Skyrim

"What is it? Dragons?"

Quests should be called Skyrim Jobs.

Shoutout to Patrick Lenton for putting together this unexpected, drama-soaked saga. The tale vividly portrays the trying loops any player will jump through to adopt a virtual dog in Skyrim. It's gold, and painfully accurate.

Or, there's always the tl;dr version:

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In case of doubt, just shout loudly enough.