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Sarah continues on her self prophesied, fabricated, journey for justice in this latest adventure. Go get 'em Sarah.

Some stereotypically blown outta proportion 2016 roommate drama comin right at ya.

A 9/11 soda display that made Coke boxes into the Twin Towers prompted many responses, most of them either disgust or references to 9/11 memes.

Oh boy. What is this, some sort of cry for help? Please comment with any captions this photo was so sorely missing!

At a certain point you just gotta cut your losses and give up on your initial pick-up strategy broheme. This guy is a prime example of a clueless dude blinded by the imagined brilliance of fruit-themed puns that only serve to earn him the stone cold shoulder from what could've been a perfectly decent match.

This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs. 

We'll add that no one was harmed during the accident!

Tiffany is ruthless.

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