FAIL

This cheap bastard is in a self-inflicted free fall for the bottom of the desirability totem pole after pulling a stunt like this. I mean, dude, if you can't pool together enough funds for a damn decent engagement ring; and you're so devoid of common decency/self-awareness that you seek relief through a GoFundMe campaign --- it's time to buckle your bootstraps and get your shit together. The real wonder here is how this girl stayed with him long enough for it to get to engagement ring point: there had to have been other warning signs. 

To their credit they quite literally threw more wood in the fire, and managed to grow an already impressive display of organized, well-executed trolling. So, thank you to San Diego or wait, I guess Los Angeles. Thank you for keeping us entertained over here with what seems your inability to grasp the cold hard, ever present truth that we're gonna roast the shit out of you for whatever you do at this point.

Let this be a lesson to us all...probably not the best move to celebrate the win of your favored team in the World Series with a tattoo, if they haven't actually won yet.

These people are like real-life Pokémon trainers!

Damn these idiots for making us remember situations we desperately want to forget!

A Tesco in Cornwall, England was forced to shut its doors after an asshole seagull flew inside and began attacking customers.

One of the Tesco employees said the seagull menace was dive-bombing customers as the entered the store. Basically, the opposite of what happens when you enter a Walmart.

Anyway, here is further proof that these flying rats live by their own set of laws and don't give a fu*k about anything.