A Woman Live Tweeted an Arrogant Dude and His Unfortunate Date While He Refused to Navigate the Menu at a Sushi Restaurant

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Good Friday Nights

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Zuckerberg Can't Hear You Over the Sound of the Dystopian Cyberpunk Future

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I Only Like All-Natural Water, Organically Grown, With No Preservatives

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Go Be Really, Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking Somewhere Else!

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Oh Hey, Tinder Bot!

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Who Was Supposed to Get That Message?

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Happy Nerd Joke Awareness Day!

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False: Justin Bieber is "Available"

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I Resolve to Be Less Pathetic!

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Have You Shown Token Appreciation for Your Lord and Savior Yet Today?

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She Needs the H

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Note to Self: Ariana Grande's Dad is Just as Protective as All Other Dads

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Captain Tight-Pants Wins Every Time

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